The first word is saw when i opened my spanish-english dictionary was:
“sobresdrújula” is pronounced “soh-bress-DRUH-Hoo-lah”.
Now who can remember how to pronounce that big word.
Why can’t Spanish be simple like English. Like take the word “ghoti” for example. Everyone who speaks English would know how this word is pronounced. And every time i say this people give me some crazy look like im stupid and say its pronounced “goo-tee”. WRONG! Like what is so hard to grasp about this.
The “GH” obviously makes an “F” sound like the word enough(e-nuf)
The “O” in ghoti can only make an “I” sound because it makes a vowel consonant vowel structure (gho-t-i). You know “o-t-i” like the word woman women(wih-men) makes and “o-m-e” structure.
Then the easiest part of them all is the “ti” sound. I though i might not even need to explain this but there are some real goofballs slow learners out there (i have to be politically correct since i live in the U.S.).
The “TI” sounds like “SH” just like every time you say enertia(ey-ner-sha), probation (pro-bay-shun), constipation (con-stih-pay-shun), ejacu …..Well whuut about tip, stick, and tiger, and tipsy, or tilt, or tirelessly, or petite, or retire…Well you know whuut. Just use that big ol thaang we cawl uh braine and mem-rize it ok!!
What is so hard about saying “GHOTI” cant you see it “FISH“.
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